root@stig-pc:/etc/apache2/sites-available# apache2ctl -t -D DUMP_MODULES
apache2: Could not reliably determine the server's fully qualified domain name, using 127.0.1.1 for ServerName
Loaded Modules:                                                                                              
core_module (static)                                                                                        
log_config_module (static)                                                                                  
logio_module (static)                                                                                        
mpm_prefork_module (static)                                                                                  
http_module (static)                                                                                        
so_module (static)                                                                                          
alias_module (shared)                                                                                        
auth_basic_module (shared)                                                                                  
authn_file_module (shared)                                                                                  
authz_default_module (shared)                                                                                
authz_groupfile_module (shared)                                                                              
authz_host_module (shared)                                                                                  
authz_user_module (shared)                                                                                  
autoindex_module (shared)                                                                                    
cgi_module (shared)                                                                                          
deflate_module (shared)
dir_module (shared)
env_module (shared)
mime_module (shared)
negotiation_module (shared)
php5_module (shared)
rewrite_module (shared)
setenvif_module (shared)
status_module (shared)
Syntax OK

RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} -s [OR]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} -l [OR]
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} -d
RewriteRule ^.*$ - [NC,L]
RewriteRule ^.*$ index.php [NC,L]