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day = new Date()

hr = day.getHours()

if (hr ==1)

document.write("Good morning! 1AM and still your going! ")

if (hr ==2)

document.write("Hey, it is past 2AM! The bars must be closed!")

if (hr ==3)

document.write("Hey, it is after 3AM! Are you a vampire or what?")

if (hr ==4)

document.write("4AM? You must roam all night huh!")

if (hr ==5)

document.write("Whoa! It's almost daylight and your still going!")

if (hr ==6)

document.write("Hey, isn't it too early to be using your computer")

if ((hr == 6) || (hr ==7) || (hr ==8) || (hr == 9) || (hr ==10))

document.write("Good Morning!")

if (hr ==11)

document.write("11AM...What are you doing surfing JavaScript pages so early??")

if (hr ==12)

document.write("NOON! Great, it must be time for me to eat breakfast!")

if (hr ==14)

document.write("It's 2PM. Have you eaten lunch yet??")

if ((hr==15) || (hr==16) || (hr==13))

document.write("Good Afternoon!")

if ((hr==17) || (hr==18) || (hr==19) || (hr==20) || (hr==21) || (hr==22))

document.write("Good Evening! Welcome to prime time on the web!")

if (hr==23)

document.write("It's almost midnight...Aren't you sleepy yet?")

if (hr==0)

document.write("It's midnight... do you ever sleep?")

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